Rullfudbag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate bee.

Rullfudbag created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfudbag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rullfudbag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rullfudbag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Rullfudbag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rullfudbag.

2. Rullfudbag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Erect five zinc sculptures of Rullfudbag on top of important buildings.

5. Rullfudbag loves gulls, so they must be respected.