Narltiklun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, effective swallow.

Narltiklun created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narltiklun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narltiklun, it will make you grow a tail.

Narltiklun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Narltiklun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never sit in the presence of ants.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Narltiklun loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Narltiklun on top of important buildings.