Davtonran is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humane bird.

Davtonran created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davtonran, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Davtonran, he will turn you into a worm.

Davtonran's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Davtonran's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Always help birds.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.