Jindinsakyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable hamster.

Jindinsakyatt created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jindinsakyatt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jindinsakyatt, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jindinsakyatt's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jindinsakyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Jindinsakyatt loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. You must pray to Jindinsakyatt nine times a day.

5. Never mention moths.