Cisslikzan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate meerkat.

Cisslikzan created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisslikzan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cisslikzan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Cisslikzan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cisslikzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not eat rice.