Dapxinmum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful chicken.

Dapxinmum created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapxinmum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dapxinmum, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dapxinmum's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dapxinmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always obey Dapxinmum's priests.

4. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the north.

5. Put Dapxinmum first in all things.