Stipnurlpon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, self-confident mongoose.

Stipnurlpon created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipnurlpon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stipnurlpon, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stipnurlpon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Stipnurlpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Never sit in the presence of whales.