Lambigzig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless swan.

Lambigzig created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lambigzig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lambigzig, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lambigzig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Lambigzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help voles in need.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.