Sadcim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm shark.

Sadcim created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadcim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sadcim, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sadcim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sadcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never pour water over plants.