Nandudbeg Sinxenfar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient hare.

Nandudbeg Sinxenfar created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Nandudbeg Sinxenfar, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nandudbeg Sinxenfar, she will manifest in front of you.

Nandudbeg Sinxenfar's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nandudbeg Sinxenfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Nandudbeg Sinxenfar loves geese, so they must be respected.