Komrawsig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, thoughtless tortoise.

Komrawsig created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Komrawsig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Komrawsig, it will turn you into a rat.

Komrawsig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Komrawsig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five capybaras approach from the west.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never skip near squirrels.