Poglatab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid dugong.

Poglatab created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poglatab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Poglatab, he will try to impress you with trees.

Poglatab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Poglatab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.