Fidbidfid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating jaguar.

Fidbidfid created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fidbidfid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fidbidfid, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fidbidfid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fidbidfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.