Cadmobwad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous slug.

Cadmobwad created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadmobwad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cadmobwad, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cadmobwad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cadmobwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Cadmobwad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Cadmobwad loves great tits, so they must be respected.