Haktindam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited otter.

Haktindam created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Haktindam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Haktindam, it will have a low opinion of you.

Haktindam's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Haktindam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Haktindam's name in vain.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Haktindam on top of all buildings.