Tailgadtom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing swan.

Tailgadtom created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailgadtom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tailgadtom, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tailgadtom's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tailgadtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect seven silver sculptures of Tailgadtom on top of important buildings.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Do not shave your feet.