Padfadjig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous mink.

Padfadjig created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padfadjig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Padfadjig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Padfadjig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Padfadjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Padfadjig must be the most important thing in your life.