Bissbemmobingwatgup is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, staggering bat.

Bissbemmobingwatgup created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bissbemmobingwatgup, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bissbemmobingwatgup, it will turn you into a tree.

Bissbemmobingwatgup's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bissbemmobingwatgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Always help eagles.