Kipwabhin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered duck.

Kipwabhin created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipwabhin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kipwabhin, she will not invite you to parties.

Kipwabhin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kipwabhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never paint your chest cyan.

5. Do not cook food in pots.