Gutdunxucknan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, generous donkey.

Gutdunxucknan created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Gutdunxucknan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gutdunxucknan, she will turn you into a mole.

Gutdunxucknan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gutdunxucknan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange foxes for they are unholy.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Hide if nine ants approach from the south.

4. You must pray to Gutdunxucknan three times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.