Bonyakvin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying owl.

Bonyakvin created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Bonyakvin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonyakvin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bonyakvin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bonyakvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Hide from purple frogs for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.