Lencedsag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet crocodile.

Lencedsag created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lencedsag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lencedsag, she will turn you into a rock.

Lencedsag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Lencedsag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three lead sculptures of Lencedsag on top of important buildings.

2. Run away from cyan mites, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Lencedsag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide from pink sheep for they are unholy.