Dumgadmit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome troll.

Dumgadmit created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumgadmit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dumgadmit, he will remove you from existence.

Dumgadmit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dumgadmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.