Yarpbaglitsawsadcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless gerbil.

Yarpbaglitsawsadcuss created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpbaglitsawsadcuss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarpbaglitsawsadcuss, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yarpbaglitsawsadcuss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yarpbaglitsawsadcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never feed lentils to sheep while wearing green dresses.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.