Budxencetren is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, quiet lizard.

Budxencetren created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Budxencetren, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Budxencetren, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Budxencetren's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Budxencetren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Budxencetren on top of important buildings.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Put Budxencetren first in all things.