Stiggudgatsas is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witless penguin.

Stiggudgatsas created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiggudgatsas, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stiggudgatsas, she will turn you into a rat.

Stiggudgatsas' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Stiggudgatsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Always help geese.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.