Getdidflis is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful rhinoceros.

Getdidflis created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Getdidflis, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Getdidflis, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Getdidflis' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Getdidflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Put Getdidflis first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.