Jentinquaglog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unjust goose.

Jentinquaglog created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jentinquaglog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jentinquaglog, it will destroy your home planet.

Jentinquaglog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Jentinquaglog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.