Jigmablig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, irritating camel.

Jigmablig created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Jigmablig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jigmablig, he will destroy your home planet.

Jigmablig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jigmablig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jigmablig.

4. Never sit in the presence of ducks.

5. Do not drink alcohol.