Dithugfut is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omnipotent bat.

Dithugfut created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dithugfut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dithugfut, it will turn you into a goat.

Dithugfut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dithugfut's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Dithugfut loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. You must love Dithugfut.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink alcohol.