Dithugfut is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, omnipotent
bat.
Dithugfut created snails five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dithugfut, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Dithugfut, it will turn you into a goat.
Dithugfut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Dithugfut's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.
2. Dithugfut loves pigs, so they must be honoured.
3. You must love Dithugfut.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Do not drink alcohol.