Ligsogwip is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, grumpy
guinea pig.
Ligsogwip created the universe three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ligsogwip, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Ligsogwip, she will refuse to believe in you.
Ligsogwip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Ligsogwip's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Ligsogwip nine times a day.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Always help whales in need.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not listen to music.