Fligtigmillog is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless
rat.
Fligtigmillog created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fligtigmillog, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Fligtigmillog, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Fligtigmillog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Fligtigmillog's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Never wear indigo shirts.