Yikdaptip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, stupid hydra.

Yikdaptip created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yikdaptip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yikdaptip, he will try to impress you with trees.

Yikdaptip's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yikdaptip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Worship no other gods but Yikdaptip.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.