Ingparkdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish hedgehog.

Ingparkdoss created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingparkdoss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ingparkdoss, he will turn you into a plant.

Ingparkdoss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ingparkdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ingparkdoss.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.