Wegwodfom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, strong jellyfish.

Wegwodfom created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegwodfom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wegwodfom, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wegwodfom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wegwodfom's Holy Commandments

1. Wegwodfom loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide if nine pigs approach from the east.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Wegwodfom's priests.

5. Never play with disobedient children.