Wegwodfom is a god.
It takes the form of a small, strong
jellyfish.
Wegwodfom created a photon nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wegwodfom, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Wegwodfom, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Wegwodfom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Wegwodfom's Holy Commandments1. Wegwodfom loves gulls, so they must be honoured.
2. Hide if nine pigs approach from the east.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Always obey Wegwodfom's priests.
5. Never play with disobedient children.