Yimdonfon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical deer.

Yimdonfon created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimdonfon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimdonfon, it will refuse to believe in you.

Yimdonfon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yimdonfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.