Gutjarngidjarndib Toftadnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous hamster.

Gutjarngidjarndib Toftadnurl created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gutjarngidjarndib Toftadnurl, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gutjarngidjarndib Toftadnurl, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gutjarngidjarndib Toftadnurl's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gutjarngidjarndib Toftadnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Always help doves.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.