Bumstertit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, able fairy.

Bumstertit created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumstertit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bumstertit, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bumstertit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bumstertit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Worship no other gods but Bumstertit.