Pangstersidbaf is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying
slug.
Pangstersidbaf created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pangstersidbaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Pangstersidbaf, it will turn you into a plant.
Pangstersidbaf's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Pangstersidbaf's Holy Commandments1. Never wear coats.
2. Never skip in holy places.
3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
5. Never wear pink jumpers.