Pangstersidbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying slug.

Pangstersidbaf created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangstersidbaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pangstersidbaf, it will turn you into a plant.

Pangstersidbaf's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pangstersidbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Never wear pink jumpers.