Pasladsat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective jackal.

Pasladsat created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasladsat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pasladsat, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pasladsat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Pasladsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pasladsat.

3. Retreat if five snails approach from the north.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Never look in ponds.