Faddogquamtim is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, self-confident centaur.

Faddogquamtim created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Faddogquamtim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Faddogquamtim, she will cry a lot.

Faddogquamtim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Faddogquamtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Faddogquamtim loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Pray towards the north.