Faddogquamtim is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, self-confident
centaur.
Faddogquamtim created the planet Mars seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Faddogquamtim, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Faddogquamtim, she will cry a lot.
Faddogquamtim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Faddogquamtim's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Always help mites in need.
3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.
4. Faddogquamtim loves ducks, so they must be respected.
5. Pray towards the north.