Vogsomnar is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, clever wyrm.

Vogsomnar created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogsomnar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vogsomnar, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vogsomnar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vogsomnar's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.