Jin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless cow.

Jin created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Jin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. You must pray to Jin three times a day.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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