Lopxuccutgadnurlkon Vidriphugtagnut is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, kind goat.

Lopxuccutgadnurlkon Vidriphugtagnut created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Lopxuccutgadnurlkon Vidriphugtagnut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lopxuccutgadnurlkon Vidriphugtagnut, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Lopxuccutgadnurlkon Vidriphugtagnut's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Lopxuccutgadnurlkon Vidriphugtagnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Always help seals.