Sinsafhim is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate
skunk.
Sinsafhim created a quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sinsafhim, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Sinsafhim, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Sinsafhim's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Sinsafhim's Holy Commandments1. Never think about gravity.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
4. Never skip in holy places.
5. Worship no other gods but Sinsafhim.