Quillgebkam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced parrot.

Quillgebkam created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillgebkam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quillgebkam, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Quillgebkam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quillgebkam's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Quillgebkam on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Run away from yellow mites, for they are unholy.