Camyimtom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair owl.

Camyimtom created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Camyimtom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Camyimtom, she will not care at all.

Camyimtom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Camyimtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed coconuts to manatees while wearing fawn shirts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Camyimtom.

5. Do not eat turnips.