Funpasbest is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive salamander.

Funpasbest created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Funpasbest, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Funpasbest, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Funpasbest's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Funpasbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never think about nebulae.
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