Migyattgat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unselfish rhinoceros.

Migyattgat created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migyattgat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Migyattgat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Migyattgat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Migyattgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.