Febditlad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering wolf.

Febditlad created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febditlad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Febditlad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Febditlad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Febditlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Put Febditlad first in all things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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